Rustic Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Campaign for Real Spit'n'Sawdust

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Thatched roof car.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Would Sir care for a hot towel?'

Country life

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

Early American Think Tank.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

House Hunters of the Old West

Grandparents with their grandchild

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"No, but I did have my bathroom redone in a rustic decor."

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

Related

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

'Sure been busy! Good thing it's the slow time of year!'

Considerate Criticism.

General Store Modernises

'I could remove the rust,but then what would you drive.'