Rustic Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Campaign for Real Spit'n'Sawdust

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Thatched roof car.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'Would Sir care for a hot towel?'

Country life

I think he must have been in marketing before --- He's all about branding.

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

Early American Think Tank.

House Hunters of the Old West

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Grandparents with their grandchild

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

"No, but I did have my bathroom redone in a rustic decor."

Related

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

'Sure been busy! Good thing it's the slow time of year!'

Considerate Criticism.

General Store Modernises