Rustic Aesthetic Admirer Gifts

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"You come out here every primary to figure out who to vote for, Pop...does it really help?"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Falstaff

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Thatched roof car.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Gustave Flaubert

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

House Hunters of the Old West

"No, but I did have my bathroom redone in a rustic decor."

Artist asking a lady to sit for him

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

Beauty Marks of the Animal Kingdom