Rustic Setting Admirer Gifts

Oh MAN! We're in a s**ding car advert!

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Falstaff

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Thatched roof car.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Country life

The Rudges' peaceful home

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Early American Think Tank.

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

House Hunters of the Old West

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Grandparents with their grandchild

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

"No, but I did have my bathroom redone in a rustic decor."