Rustic Life Admirer Gifts

Litterbox in Outhouse

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Falstaff

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Thatched roof car.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cook and her Maids

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Country life

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

House Hunters of the Old West

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Early American Think Tank.

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Grandparents with their grandchild

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

Related

'Oh Lordy...another bad day at Black Rock dear?'

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

"Of course it's horse-proof. Everything I own is horse-proof."

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

Crapper post box.

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