Rustic Life Lover Gifts

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

The Rural Bidet...

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Ancient Farming Practises.

I think he must have been in marketing before --- He's all about branding.

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

'Would Sir care for a hot towel?'

Country life

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

Early career fair

Early American Think Tank.

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Tonight's specials are printed on the side of the barn. ? Bar.

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

House Hunters of the Old West

Grandparents with their grandchild

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

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Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Hillbilly.

A shepherd with crook.