Rustic Living Appreciator Gifts

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Thatched roof car.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

Country life

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Early American Think Tank.

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

House Hunters of the Old West

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Grandparents with their grandchild

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Related

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

Though initially enthusiastic about natural childbirth, the Millers felt their midwives took the concept too far.

Redneck Jacuzzi

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"