Rustic Lifestyle Lover Gifts

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"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Country life

The Rudges' peaceful home

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

Early American Think Tank.

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Grandparents with their grandchild

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'