Rustic Lifestyle Admirer Gifts

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Thatched roof car.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

REPENT! Get back to nature

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

Country life

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Early American Think Tank.

House Hunters of the Old West

Grandparents with their grandchild

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"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

Old Country Buffet.

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

"Yes, the farmer having eggs and bacon at breakfast is worrying, but at least, it's not life threatening for me..."

Hillbilly playing Banjo.