Rustic Lifestyle Admirer Gifts

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Thatched roof car.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

Country life

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Early American Think Tank.

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

House Hunters of the Old West

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Grandparents with their grandchild

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

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I like him. He makes me almost laugh.

Old Country Buffet.

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

Redneck Jacuzzi

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

"Yes, the farmer having eggs and bacon at breakfast is worrying, but at least, it's not life threatening for me..."