Rugged Life Lover Gifts

'Oh Lordy...another bad day at Black Rock dear?'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"They're comfortable."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Lamb Noise.

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Ancient Farming Practises.

'I love you guys!'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

COW. JUST COW.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

Early career fair

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Grandparents with their grandchild

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

The Assistant

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

Take us to the Younglings!

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'