Rugged Charm Lover Gifts

'Oh, sure... He LOOKS tough, but he can't hold his drink.'

"They're comfortable."

Country Bumpkin.

Falstaff

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Opening the Barrel

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Swing me with your words."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Olive Tree

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Person Reading For Pleasure

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room