Rugged Vehicle Lover Gifts

'It's a 4 x 4, it doesn't need indicators.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"They're comfortable."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Route 666

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"