Big Vehicle Lover Gifts

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Mohammad's motors

Route 666

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Snow Bridge.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."