Lover Of Large Vehicles Gifts

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

A trevor of trainspotters

Route 666

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"Mine's camper."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."