Lover Of Large Vehicles T-Shirts

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Route 666

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."