Big Car Lover T-Shirts

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

A souped up car...

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."