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'I'm looking for something that says 'luxury'... but most of all... 'get out of the way!''

It's great for pulling the birds!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

The times they are a changin'

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'And push this little button to warm up the outdoors.'

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

Passion for the cars

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"