Big Car Admirer Pillows

'I'm looking for something that says 'luxury'... but most of all... 'get out of the way!''

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Man helping a mini learner driver

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

The times they are a changin'

'And push this little button to warm up the outdoors.'

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Passion for the cars

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."