Big Car Enthusiast Pillows

"You just parked on a Saturn."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'And push this little button to warm up the outdoors.'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Motor Tourism

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.