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'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"Google car."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Roads with a view.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Chicken Road Crossing

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Cars at the drive in.

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge