Fans Of Automotive Extravagance T-Shirts

'Wang's Chinese Cuisine - We deliver carry-out orders by hummer!'

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

The car showroom

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"Of all the times to stall."