Fans Of Automotive Extravagance Mugs

'Wang's Chinese Cuisine - We deliver carry-out orders by hummer!'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Chicken Road Crossing

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

The car showroom

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

I love that new elephant smell.

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'