Big Car Fanatics Prints

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Sailor in Car.

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Penguin Remote

Roads with a view.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Chicken Road Crossing

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Cars at the drive in.

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.