Rustic Aficionado Gifts

Thatched roof car.

"Meet The Author"

Falstaff

'Man, times have changed.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Not-so-easy listening...

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

One book... One book... One book...

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

'Would Sir care for a hot towel?'

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

A plunger in an outhouse