Modern Rustic Aficionado Gifts

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Dawing your Cellphone

Cat statues on entrance gate

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Thatched roof car.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Country life

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Decorators at Home

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.

"I love what you've done with this corner of the room!"

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Early American Think Tank.

Grandparents with their grandchild

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

Cat Book Ends.

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"That tree doesn't belong in this room."

"They are very realistic, you would never guess that they were rubber."