Modern Rustic Aficionado T-Shirts

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Dawing your Cellphone

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Thatched roof car.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Decorators at Home

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

Country life

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

"I love what you've done with this corner of the room!"

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.

Early American Think Tank.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Grandparents with their grandchild

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

Cat Book Ends.

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"They are very realistic, you would never guess that they were rubber."

"No, but I did have my bathroom redone in a rustic decor."