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"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

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Holiday cottage

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Immigrating to the City

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Country life

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Grandparents with their grandchild

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Street musician enterprises.

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Early American Think Tank.

An artist waits to ambush an easel

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'