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"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Holiday cottage

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The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Immigrating to the City

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Country life

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

Street musician enterprises.

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Early American Think Tank.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Grandparents with their grandchild

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'