Rustic Aficionado T-Shirts

Thatched roof car.

"Meet The Author"

'Man, times have changed.'

Falstaff

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Nick Cave

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Nick Cave

Not-so-easy listening...

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Mick Jagger.

Nick Cave

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Now play some Metallica!

One book... One book... One book...

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

Tony Iommi

Jimi Hendrix

A plunger in an outhouse

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

That's not my husband's mating dance. That's his read-in-bed shuffle.

I think he must have been in marketing before --- He's all about branding.