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"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

"You wouldn't think there'd be much money in potatoes, chickens, and wood chopping, but it all adds up."

Grandparents with their grandchild

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Thatched roof car.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Country life

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

House Hunters of the Old West

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Early American Think Tank.

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

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'Oh Lordy...another bad day at Black Rock dear?'

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"