Rustic Aesthetic Admirer T-Shirts

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"You come out here every primary to figure out who to vote for, Pop...does it really help?"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Falstaff

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Thatched roof car.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Oscar Wilde

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Virginia Woolf

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Gustave Flaubert

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

House Hunters of the Old West

David Bowie

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

Artist asking a lady to sit for him

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.