Sophisticated Setting Admirer Gifts

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Sloaney Pony.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Wine Lady

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Cocktails and Peacocks

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

'Just because I'm a doctor without borders doesn't mean I venture into menus without prices.'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

'That's the colour of my new outfit - wine-red and beige.'

Vincenzo Bellini

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

"He's so posh...!"

The tentative professor in Ireland - Marjorie is stumped by the variety of shillelagh

Wedding Place-Setting Guide

"Well, it's about time!!!"

A shoat, a float, in a boat, in a moat.

'You don't need to feed the meeter. It's Christmas Eve.'

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

Rodins way out

Oh MAN! We're in a s**ding car advert!

Long table, long baby table.

"Have you ever checked out London?"

The Child of the Period.

Life style guru

'It'll spoil the view ... what about migratory birds ... will it trigger seizures?'

"The crude oil is on the left, and the refined oil is on the right."

"Where do you want to meet tonight, my safe space or your safe space?"

'I can never remember. Does the cell phone go on the left or the right?'