Spooky Setting Admirer Gifts

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Happy New Ear!

Evil Villain.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Trick or treatment.'

Voodoo Darts. . .

Oh great, it's Halloween.

Halloween Tree

Witch

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

Creepy Delivery.

"Let's make a deal. You get my Halloween candy and I get your liver."

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'

"No, I'm Frank Bernstein. The guy you want lives in the old castle down the street"

Zombie crossing

Macaroni and Cheese Witch

Morgue.

Mummies solution.

A witch gets ready to go out

"Ugh. . . Where is the light switch?"

Kids in spooky costumes doing trick or treat

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."