Spooky Stories Admirer Gifts

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

"For drinks or dinner?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'There's an imposter among us!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Witches at a cauldron.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Young Stephen King

Little Nell as comforter

Happy New Ear!

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."