Rustic Style Critics Gifts

"This whole rustic look is getting to be a bit of a bore."

Falstaff

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Thatched roof car.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

House Hunters of the Old West

Grandparents with their grandchild

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Budget cure

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

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"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

Pants...Before & After

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'