Rustic Vibe Enthusiast Gifts

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

Bookworm Sleepover

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Thatched roof car.

Swing dancers.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"He's So Your Type."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Social Struggles

A 60's pop group

Country life

'These are our golden oldies.'

Theatrical Christmas.

Ikea for Hippies

Telephone Box

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"