Rustic Vibe Enthusiast Gifts

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

Louis Armstrong

Bookworm Sleepover

"This next one's another oldie."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Thatched roof car.

Swing dancers.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"He's So Your Type."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Social Struggles

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

A 60's pop group

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Ikea for Hippies

Theatrical Christmas.

Telephone Box

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

Country life

'These are our golden oldies.'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.