Rustic Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Fat Pigs.

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Trappist Monk Discord

Misunderstood artist

'What does it say, Dad?'

Jack London

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Crime in bookshop

Men Working Things Out

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Clone Factory

"Inactivists"

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

Trump Tariffs

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

Litteratti K9s.

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'