Rustic Humor Appreciator Gifts

"Of course it's horse-proof. Everything I own is horse-proof."

Conversation in the country about theft

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'A cheeky red?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Support group for sheep.

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'