Rustic Humorist Gifts

Searching for a gift that celebrates the humorous side of country living? Our rustic humorist products feature clever cartoons and witty sayings that bring a smile to anyone who loves rural life and creative fun. Perfect for fans of country humor, these items add a hearty dose of comedy to everyday moments.

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"I've never trusted cows."

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'Hold steady, there girl. I need to open my bottle of cider!'

'Hold steady, there girl. I need to open my bottle of cider!' mockup

'Hold steady, there girl. I need to open my bottle of cider!'

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"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days." mockup

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

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"We don't waste any part of the deer and that includes the testicles."

"We don't waste any part of the deer and that includes the testicles." mockup

"We don't waste any part of the deer and that includes the testicles."

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First Sign of the Bucolic Plague. mockup

First Sign of the Bucolic Plague.

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'Are you decent'

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'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!' mockup

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

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'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...' mockup

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

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How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed mockup

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

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Cow caught on barbed wire.

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

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"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

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"Gee, thanks pal."

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"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!" mockup

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

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"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'" mockup

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

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"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key." mockup

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

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"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!" mockup

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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