Furniture Destroyers Gifts

Searching for a gift that captures the mischievous spirit of a furniture destroyer? Our collection offers witty and fun items that celebrate their creative chaos—ideal for the unconventional and the spirited. Whether they’re known for their playful antics or their unique approach to DIY, you’ll find a quirky gift that matches their lively personality and love for creative expression.

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'Ripping furniture to shreds doesn't turn me on anymore. What I'd like to get my claws on is somebody's reputation.'

'Ripping furniture to shreds doesn't turn me on anymore. What I'd like to get my claws on is somebody's reputation.' mockup

'Ripping furniture to shreds doesn't turn me on anymore. What I'd like to get my claws on is somebody's reputation.'

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A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.' mockup

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

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"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!" mockup

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

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"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling." mockup

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

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'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

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"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about." mockup

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

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Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home. mockup

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

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"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair." mockup

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

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A clown walks into his living room and sees a balloon animal scratching up the furniture

A clown walks into his living room and sees a balloon animal scratching up the furniture mockup

A clown walks into his living room and sees a balloon animal scratching up the furniture

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Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair. mockup

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

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Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair. mockup

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

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Stuff Broken

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'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...' mockup

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

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'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.' mockup

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

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'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!' mockup

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

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'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.' mockup

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

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Seat Belt

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The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through... mockup

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

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'You do nice work!'

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"Thanks. I feel much better now." mockup

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

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Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.

Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc. mockup

Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.

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'...but when I said I wanted a NEW wardrobe....'

'...but when I said I wanted a NEW wardrobe....' mockup

'...but when I said I wanted a NEW wardrobe....'

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"It's your new IKEA store, sign here." mockup

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

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"I can totally see why dogs do this." mockup

"I can totally see why dogs do this."

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'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.' mockup

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

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"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!" mockup

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

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'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.' mockup

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

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'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.' mockup

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

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Builder adjusting a wall.

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'We need to get him a scratching post.' mockup

'We need to get him a scratching post.'

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'Is this the first time he's got 180?' mockup

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'

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'In the interest of saving time, do you have any pre-shredded ones?'

'In the interest of saving time, do you have any pre-shredded ones?' mockup

'In the interest of saving time, do you have any pre-shredded ones?'

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Man is burning family portraits.

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Nesting Chairs

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Furniture Destroyers Gifts Collection

Furniture Destroyers Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for furniture destroyers—great for mornings filled with wit and caffeine.

Furniture Destroyers Pillows

Find quirky pillows that add personality and humor to any room—perfect for the creative chaos enthusiast.

Furniture Destroyers Prints

Decorate with bold, humorous prints that capture the spirit of furniture destroyers—ideal for making a statement or spicing up a space.

Furniture Destroyers T-Shirts

Discover funny and rebellious t-shirts designed for furniture destroyers—wear your mischief and creativity with pride.