Furniture Destroyers Prints

'Ripping furniture to shreds doesn't turn me on anymore. What I'd like to get my claws on is somebody's reputation.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

A clown walks into his living room and sees a balloon animal scratching up the furniture

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Stuff Broken

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Seat Belt

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

'You do nice work!'

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.

'...but when I said I wanted a NEW wardrobe....'

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"I can totally see why dogs do this."

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

Builder adjusting a wall.

'We need to get him a scratching post.'

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'

'In the interest of saving time, do you have any pre-shredded ones?'

Man is burning family portraits.

Nesting Chairs