Destroyer Of Upholstery Gifts

Looking for a gift for the creative pet owner whose upholstery is a battleground? Our quirky collection features fun and witty items celebrating the 'destroyer of upholstery'—ideal for those who embrace their pet's playful chaos with humor and love. From funny mugs to cheeky t-shirts and playful prints, find a gift that captures their pet's mischievous spirit and their own sense of humor.

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"Thanks. I feel much better now." mockup

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

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"Tell me about this fear of couches." mockup

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

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"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?" mockup

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

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Interior design trends for parents.... mockup

Interior design trends for parents....

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A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.' mockup

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

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"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw." mockup

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp." mockup

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

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"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!" mockup

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

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"The knights of the round accent table" mockup

"The knights of the round accent table"

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"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!" mockup

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

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"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally." mockup

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

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"Surprise!"

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'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

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Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them. mockup

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

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'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.' mockup

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

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"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing." mockup

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

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"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you." mockup

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

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"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about." mockup

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

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'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden' mockup

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

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Lay-Z-Family Recliner

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'I'd like to match this credenza.' mockup

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

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"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty." mockup

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

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"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die." mockup

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

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"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing." mockup

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

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"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family." mockup

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

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'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?' mockup

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

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'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!' mockup

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

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Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together. mockup

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

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"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again." mockup

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

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'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.' mockup

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

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An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables mockup

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

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Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him. mockup

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

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'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.' mockup

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

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"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?" mockup

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

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Destroyer Of Upholstery Gifts Collection

Destroyer Of Upholstery Mugs

Explore our full collection of funny mugs celebrating your pet's mischievous side, perfect for daily laughs and coffee breaks.

Destroyer Of Upholstery Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring humorous designs about pet mischief, ideal for brightening up your pet-loving home.

Destroyer Of Upholstery Prints

Browse our unique art prints capturing pet chaos with humor—add personality to any space with these witty wall accents.

Destroyer Of Upholstery T-Shirts

Discover playful t-shirts that showcase the cheeky spirit of your upholstery destroyer. Perfect for casual outings and pet lovers alike.