Furniture Upholsterer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your talented furniture upholsterer? Whether they restore vintage sofas or craft custom cushions, find a witty and personal gift that honors their craftsmanship and dedication. Our collection offers fun mugs, t-shirts, and more, perfect for showing appreciation for their upholstering expertise.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.' mockup

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

from $19.00

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?" mockup

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

from $19.00

'I'd like to match this credenza.' mockup

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

from $19.00

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.' mockup

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

from $19.00

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?' mockup

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

from $19.00

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.' mockup

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

from $19.00

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe. mockup

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

from $19.00

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!" mockup

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

from $19.00

Fumes from furniture

from $19.00

"She does this when she's tired." mockup

"She does this when she's tired."

from $19.00

Nick Offerman

from $19.00

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

from $19.00

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?' mockup

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

from $19.00

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like? mockup

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

from $19.00

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer." mockup

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

from $19.00

DIY.

from $19.00

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.' mockup

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

from $19.00

Introverted Chair

from $19.00

Super glue . . .

from $19.00

The Upholstery Consultant

from $19.00

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723) mockup

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

from $19.00

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...' mockup

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

from $19.00

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks." mockup

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

from $19.00

Irritable dowel syndrome

from $19.00

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps." mockup

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

from $19.00

"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?"

"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?" mockup

"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?"

from $19.00

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!' mockup

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

from $19.00

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample. mockup

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

from $19.00

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is." mockup

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

from $19.00

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!" mockup

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

from $19.00

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?' mockup

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

from $19.00

Furniture Upholsterer Gifts Collection

Furniture Upholsterer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for upholsterers, featuring clever quotes and designs that celebrate their craft.

Furniture Upholsterer Pillows

Find charming pillows that honor the craft of upholstery, perfect for relaxing at home or in the workshop.

Furniture Upholsterer Prints

Discover stylish prints that showcase the artistry of furniture upholstery, ideal for decorating any craftsperson's space.

Furniture Upholsterer T-Shirts

Browse our witty t-shirts designed for upholsterers, combining humor and pride in their skilled profession.