Upholsterer Gifts

Searching for the perfect present for an upholsterer? Explore our range of witty and personalized gifts that celebrate their craftsmanship. From stylish mugs to fun t-shirts, each product honors the skill and creativity of these furniture magicians. Whether it’s for a birthday, a thank you, or a special occasion, our collection offers a unique way to acknowledge their dedication to transforming spaces.

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Man to patient on couch: 'I'd like to help, but I'm not a psychiatrist, I'm an upholsterer.'

Man to patient on couch: 'I'd like to help, but I'm not a psychiatrist, I'm an upholsterer.' mockup

Man to patient on couch: 'I'd like to help, but I'm not a psychiatrist, I'm an upholsterer.'

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Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her. mockup

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

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"You'll have to decide - become either an upholsterer or a re-upholsterer."

"You'll have to decide - become either an upholsterer or a re-upholsterer." mockup

"You'll have to decide - become either an upholsterer or a re-upholsterer."

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"I got a little confused in the middle of the surgery, but on the whole I think the upholster-plaster was a terrific success."

"I got a little confused in the middle of the surgery, but on the whole I think the upholster-plaster was a terrific success." mockup

"I got a little confused in the middle of the surgery, but on the whole I think the upholster-plaster was a terrific success."

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The Upholstery Consultant

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'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.' mockup

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

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'I hear your brother fell into an upholstery machine.'

'I hear your brother fell into an upholstery machine.' mockup

'I hear your brother fell into an upholstery machine.'

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"I had an accident at the upholstery factory - I'm fully recovered now."

"I had an accident at the upholstery factory - I'm fully recovered now." mockup

"I had an accident at the upholstery factory - I'm fully recovered now."

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'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!' mockup

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

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Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker mockup

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

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The Move.

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'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!' mockup

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

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Artex cartoon

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'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.' mockup

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

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'At least they did a good job on him.' mockup

'At least they did a good job on him.'

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'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?' mockup

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

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'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.' mockup

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

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'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.' mockup

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

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'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.' mockup

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

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Chicken Funeral Planning.

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"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship." mockup

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

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Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale). mockup

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

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Chicken Funeral Planning.

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"You're always so depressed, Tom." mockup

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

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Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster. mockup

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

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'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.' mockup

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

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"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

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'When did you get a ceiling fan?' mockup

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

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Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school. mockup

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

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'Cut! More sobbing, people! From the top...'

'Cut! More sobbing, people! From the top...' mockup

'Cut! More sobbing, people! From the top...'

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Undertaker's Flower Box.

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Lenny's Crack Repair

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'I tend to bury stuff.'

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"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone." mockup

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

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"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?" mockup

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

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Upholsterer Gifts Collection

Upholsterer Mugs

Looking for more gift ideas for upholsterers? Explore our collection of witty mugs made just for furniture artists and craftsmen.

Upholsterer Pillows

Browse our unique pillows perfect for adding personality to an upholsterer's workspace or cozy home.

Upholsterer Prints

Check out our art prints that celebrate the artistry and skill of professional upholsterers and furniture restorers.

Upholsterer T-Shirts

Discover a range of t-shirts designed for upholsterers that combine humor with professional pride.