Hobbyist Upholsterer Gifts

The Upholstery Consultant

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Casual skydiving.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

Person Reading For Pleasure

artist painting portrait

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'It's a thousand pities you had to miss those final weeks of your upholstery class.'

"It's not a reflection on you. I just want to spend more time with my dolls."

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Prisoner Spotter

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'

'At least he's making an effort to match the curtains.'

'I'll wait here - you go on ahead!!'

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

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