Hobbyist Upholsterer Gifts

The Upholstery Consultant

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Casual skydiving.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

Person Reading For Pleasure

artist painting portrait

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Thanks for letting me borrow the car, Dad. And would you mind speaking with the police outside?"

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

'It's a thousand pities you had to miss those final weeks of your upholstery class.'

Prisoner Spotter

"It's not a reflection on you. I just want to spend more time with my dolls."

Rudy, you seem like someone who enjoys his free time. You've got many hobbies. Wouldn't you like some more time to pursue your personal interests? Stop. Are you reading from a management manual? A terrific solution may be to cut back your work hours. I told you to stop.

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

God fishing.

"Did I startle you?"

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

'At least he's making an effort to match the curtains.'

'I'll wait here - you go on ahead!!'

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'

"Couldn't you take the shed outside dear?"