Furniture Maker Gifts

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'

Man next to trees selling Unfinished Furniture.

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Nick Offerman

Irritable dowel syndrome

"My Graham is so creative, you wouldn't believe he makes all our furniture."

Chairman

Shaker Timeouts

Armchair

Bombe chests

Egg in over-easy chair.

'It's a veritable superstore for us woodworm!'

Sitting down

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on Antiques Roadshow.'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Ernie's Furniture. Ernie stands behind his furniture, but that's only so it won't tip over.

Furniture Factory. Chairs Div. I enjoy making chairs, but I'd like to get a desk job eventually.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Oh actually, that's not a real Eames chair, it's a reproduction."

Nesting Chairs

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

Introverted Chair

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Interior design trends for parents....

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."