Furniture Making Gifts

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Man next to trees selling Unfinished Furniture.

Man must make unfinished furniture from tree limb.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Nick Offerman

"My Graham is so creative, you wouldn't believe he makes all our furniture."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'She gave me the tools and said 'Enjoy yourself.' Then, when I started building stuff, she left me.'

"We employ the finest New World craftsmanship. Staples and glue."

Shaker Timeouts

Custer's last nightstand.

"Relax Mr Dobbs, our interviews are very informal so please take a seat."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Chainsaw and Chair

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

Ernie's Furniture. Ernie stands behind his furniture, but that's only so it won't tip over.

Furniture Factory. Chairs Div. I enjoy making chairs, but I'd like to get a desk job eventually.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Interior design trends for parents....

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Surprise!"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Fittd shēt

"The knights of the round accent table"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood