"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."
Furniture Building Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone passionate about furniture building? Our collection features witty and charming products that honor their craft, whether they’re a DIY enthusiast or a seasoned carpenter. From funny mugs to decorative prints, these gifts bring humor and appreciation to their woodworking adventures. Surprise a furniture builder with a thoughtful gift that reflects their love of creating beautiful, functional pieces and turn their hobby into a joyful celebration.
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
"The Great Ikeamids"
'Not now, mother! I'm assembling my sexy wall unit.'
Sitting down
"George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us!"
Why some marriages work
'And this is your desk.'
Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.
The man who got the contract for making the furniture for the top offices of the 'Shard'.
"Tell me about this fear of couches."
"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"
Interior design trends for parents....
"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."
"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."
"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."
"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."
"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."
"Surprise!"
"The knights of the round accent table"
Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.
"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."
"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood
Fittd shēt
"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"
The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.
'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'
'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'
"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."
"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."
"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."
'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'
'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'
Unfinished Funiture Store.
'I'd like to match this credenza.'
Furniture Building Gifts Collection
Furniture Building Mugs
Explore our collection of furniture building-themed mugs and find the perfect humorous or inspiring design to brighten their coffee breaks.
Furniture Building Pillows
Browse our pillows featuring furniture building motifs, perfect for adding a humorous or stylish touch to any workspace or living area.
Furniture Building Prints
Check out our art prints that celebrate furniture making, blending humor and craftsmanship to decorate any room with personality.
Furniture Building T-Shirts
Discover witty and creative t-shirts for furniture builders that make a statement and showcase their passion for woodworking and crafting.