Furniture Designer Gifts

"We can't agree on a size."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'...But enough about me, what do you do for a living?'

Big buttocks.

'We must cut production because we've run out of warehouse space'. (at Swedish Furniture Co.)

'How did I get talked into buying beanbag furniture?'

"Our Sigmund has had this great idea for boosting the family business."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Decorating on a shoestring'

'Bauhaus retirement home.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Linger-not

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Phil Loomis, between office decor fads.

Armchair with Table instead of Seat

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

The knights of the round table used to sit here...

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Oh, it's a great place to work -- but the ergonomics are crap."

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

"Reproduction furniture."

"The damn thing won't even recline!"

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

Escher flat-pack furniture

Walsh Miniatures

"Minimalist furniture designers. Continually striving for less."

Mission Furniture to Mars.

"Can you hold off on the showers, I'm hopeless at this stuff."

Office Furniture.

"Relax Mr Dobbs, our interviews are very informal so please take a seat."

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

The man who got the contract for making the furniture for the top offices of the 'Shard'.