Parking Garage Manager Gifts

"Your car will be right down, Mr. Lundquist."

The parking garage figured out how to have an endless stream of revenue.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

When did you last have your oil changed?

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'I understand you work on foreign models?'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Repairing the UFO

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

A mess of mechanics

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Four mechanics working on a car

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'