Protection Patrol Gifts

'What does ominous mean?'

Police Feline Unit

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

Dream Advertisements.

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'I want to be them!'

"No, I said 'sit'."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

'That's far enough for this year.'

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

Low Tech Automated Speed Enforcement.

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'A fag end, and at the fag end of our shift! Let it lie.'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

Dumping waste into a toilet.