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'What does ominous mean?'

Police Feline Unit

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

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'I want to be them!'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"No, I said 'sit'."

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

'That's far enough for this year.'

'Yes, I got it all.'

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

Low Tech Automated Speed Enforcement.

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'A fag end, and at the fag end of our shift! Let it lie.'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'

Dumping waste into a toilet.